Ellen is a pleasure to tell you about…it’s like that feeling you get at Christmas when you know you’ve nailed just the right present for someone special…you know they are going to love it and you can’t wait for them to unwrap it so you can see them happy. I guess it’s that old biblical saying ‘it’s better to give than receive’… nice to see that God bloke gets it right sometimes.
So Ellen is my present to you from 24 Carat Escorts. She comes sort of gift wrapped (in a Somali hostage kinda way) and she’s waiting for you to remove the protective layer and gaze upon that beautiful face because, that’s how I’d describe her…she’s a head turner…a keeper…a cat walker. OK she’s carrying a little bit of excess baggage on the behind…but that’s the fashion these days. Girls covet the ‘ample arse’, the ‘bumpy butt’ look, and why do you think that is? It’s because we’ve been brainwashed by Beyonce and se- juiced by Jay Lo and now we don’t just want the comfy bed and the ensuite bathroom…we want a great view from the window!! . Those cheeks are like the gates of Buckingham Palace…seemingly impenetrable yet with untold riches awaiting anyone who has the nerve (and the opportunity hopefully) to slip between them.
Ellen is going to be a big favourite of yours…I just know it. Please if you date her take a few minutes to tell us what you think and leave her a review. It will really help to reinforce what I’ve tried to tell you here. It’s much better coming from you guys than from me.
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